Company Honors Juneteenth With One Email That Took Legal, HR, And One Terrified Intern 11 Days To Approve
CHICAGO —
In a moving tribute to freedom, reflection, and the company’s ongoing commitment to not saying anything that could be interpreted too specifically, local consulting firm Bryson & Vale honored Juneteenth on Wednesday with a single company-wide email that reportedly took Legal, HR, Communications, the DEI Council, two senior partners, and one visibly shaken intern 11 full days to approve.
Company Clarifies Employees May Only Be Enslaved During Business Hours
JPMorgan reiterates commitment to work-life balance amid confusing lawsuit allegations
NEW YORK, NY — In an effort to restore order following a deeply confusing lawsuit involving allegations of coercion, corporate overreach, and unclear job descriptions, JPMorgan Chase issued a formal clarification Friday confirming that any alleged employee enslavement must occur strictly within designated business hours.