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I Went on Three Dates and Now I Understand the Male Loneliness Epidemic

Local Woman Conducts Field Research, Confirms Widespread Shortage of Follow-Up Questions

NEW YORK, N.Y. — What began as a casual return to the dating scene quickly escalated into what one woman now describes as “a fully immersive case study” on the modern male loneliness epidemic.

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Area Woman Creates Detailed Pros/Cons List About Man She Continues Dating Anyway

CHICAGO, IL — Local woman Jenna Morales, 28, confirmed Tuesday that she has created an increasingly detailed pros and cons list evaluating a man she has been dating for several weeks, despite remaining “completely undecided” on whether she actually likes him.

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