Trump Named Greatest President in Prestigious Survey Conducted by Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has been named the greatest president in American history following an extensive and highly competitive review conducted by Donald Trump.
Europeans Furious After America Finally Learns Soccer And Immediately Starts Rigging It
NEW YORK, NY — In what European officials are calling “a dark day for the beautiful game” and American officials are calling “finally understanding the sport,” the United States has reportedly mastered soccer just in time to begin influencing the rules, the referees, and the disciplinary process.
White House Says Boos Were Actually Chants Of ‘Boo-S-A! Boo-S-A!’
NEW YORK, NY —
The White House pushed back forcefully Monday against reports that President Donald Trump was booed during his appearance at Madison Square Garden, clarifying that the crowd was actually chanting “Boo-S-A! Boo-S-A!” in what officials described as “a spontaneous, deeply patriotic expression of rhythmic national unity.”