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CEO Says Layoffs Are ‘Difficult,’ From Third Vacation Home

“These decisions weigh heavily on me,” executive says while adjusting infinity pool temperature

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Furloughed Federal Worker Who Already Emotionally Quit Must Now Pretend They’re Thrilled to Come Back

“I went through all five stages of grief, and now they want me to log back into Outlook?”

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