Zuckerberg Thanks Staff for Helping Build Future That No Longer Requires Them
MENLO PARK, CA — Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg thanked thousands of employees this week for their years of service, their tireless commitment to innovation, and most importantly, their direct contributions toward building a technological future in which Meta will apparently need far fewer of them.
Woman Googles Man For 45 Minutes, Achieves Forensic Science Certification
CAMBRIDGE, MA — Celebrating Women's History Month by honoring generations of female intellectual achievement, local woman Mary Kelly reportedly completed the academic equivalent of a graduate degree in Forensic Science Thursday night after spending 45 minutes Googling a man she matched with on a dating app.
Area Woman Opens Instagram For “One Minute,” Returns 47 Minutes Later With No Memory
Area Woman Opens Instagram For “One Minute,” Returns 47 Minutes Later With No Memory