Area Woman Makes Awkward Eye Contact With Man She Rejected On Morning Commute
A local woman’s Tuesday morning commute took a dramatic turn after she accidentally made direct eye contact with a man she recently rejected, forcing both parties to acknowledge, for approximately 1.7 seconds, that they are still alive and using the same public transportation system.
I Went on Three Dates and Now I Understand the Male Loneliness Epidemic
Local Woman Conducts Field Research, Confirms Widespread Shortage of Follow-Up Questions
NEW YORK, N.Y. — What began as a casual return to the dating scene quickly escalated into what one woman now describes as “a fully immersive case study” on the modern male loneliness epidemic.