The Onion Promises To Preserve InfoWars’ Proud Tradition Of Making Things Up

Satirical publication assures longtime listeners the site will remain deeply committed to baseless claims, yelling, and monetized panic

AUSTIN, TX — Following renewed legal efforts to take control of InfoWars, executives at The Onion announced Tuesday that they intend to preserve the outlet’s proud tradition of making things up, assuring longtime fans that the site’s core mission of confusing frightened Americans for profit will remain fully intact.