Canadian Wildfire Smoke Crosses Border Without Proper Documentation
BOSTON, MA — Federal officials confirmed Thursday that a massive cloud of Canadian wildfire smoke entered the United States without a passport, visa, work permit, customs declaration, or even the basic courtesy of stopping at a designated border checkpoint.
Local Bar Assures Patrons More Beer Is Coming As Soon As Scotland Is Eliminated
BOSTON, MA —
A Boston-area bar issued a statement Thursday assuring concerned patrons that additional beer is expected to arrive “almost immediately” after Scotland is eliminated from the World Cup and its traveling supporters stop consuming alcohol at a rate previously believed to be theoretical.
Boston Woman Declares ‘This Is Nothing’ Before Immediately Slipping On Ice
Boston Woman Declares ‘This Is Nothing’ Before Immediately Slipping On Ice
Area Man Digs Out Car With No Intention of Going Anywhere
Area Man Digs Out Car With No Intention of Going Anywhere
Consultant Threatens To Quit Job Over Microplastics In Office Water Supply
Consultant Threatens To Quit Job Over Microplastics In Office Water Supply