Man Deletes Social Media For Peace, Redownloads For Attention
BOSTON, MA — In a bold and deeply personal act of self-care, local man Kevin Morales announced Monday that he was “finally done” with social media, citing the need for peace, clarity, and “a return to what actually matters.”
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