Nvidia Develops World’s Most Advanced Chips, Forgets to Install Antivirus on CEO

SANTA CLARA, CA — Nvidia, whose chips power some of the most sophisticated artificial intelligence systems on Earth, announced Monday that its next major engineering challenge would be preventing a man in a leather jacket from clicking “Allow” on a conversation.

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Pope Clarifies AI Destroying Humanity Would Not Be ‘Fake News’

VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo XIV clarified that artificial intelligence wiping out the human race would constitute an actual event, even if people disliked the outlets reporting it.

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