Nvidia Develops World’s Most Advanced Chips, Forgets to Install Antivirus on CEO
SANTA CLARA, CA — Nvidia, whose chips power some of the most sophisticated artificial intelligence systems on Earth, announced Monday that its next major engineering challenge would be preventing a man in a leather jacket from clicking “Allow” on a conversation.
Trump’s Fortune Cookie Confirms Iran Will Never Have a Nuclear Weapon
BEIJING, CHINA — President Donald Trump’s high-stakes state visit to China reportedly yielded a major diplomatic breakthrough Thursday after the president cracked open a fortune cookie at a formal banquet and discovered a tiny slip of paper reading: “Iran will never have a nuclear weapon.”