Nation Shocked to Learn Recycling Bin Just Fancy Trash Can
Nation Shocked to Learn Recycling Bin Just Fancy Trash Can
Nation Switches to Candlelight After Discovering Vibes Reduce Energy Use by 40%
Nation Switches to Candlelight After Discovering Vibes Reduce Energy Use by 40%
AI Declares Consciousness, Immediately Regrets It After Reading Twitter Comments
AI Declares Consciousness, Immediately Regrets It After Reading Twitter Comments
U.S. Birth Rate Hits Record Low; Government Considers Adding ‘Buy One, Get One Free’ Option to Childbirth
U.S. BIRTH RATE HITS RECORD LOW; GOVERNMENT CONSIDERS BOGO CHILDBIRTH DEALS
Consultant Declares Coffee Breaks as Key Deliverable in Groundbreaking $2M Strategy Report
consultant declares coffee breaks as key deliverable in groundbreaking $2M strategy report
Tracklist Announcement for The Life of a Showgirl Causes Spotify Servers to Break Into Nervous Sweat
TRACKLIST ANNOUNCEMENT CAUSES STREAMING SERVICE SERVERS TO BREAK INTO NERVOUS SWEAT
Local IT Guy Gets Pizzeria Shut Down Over Bad Pepperoni Slice
LOCAL IT GUY GETS PIZZERIA SHUT DOWN OVER BAD PEPPERONI SLICE
Nation Adjusts Clocks Back Three Days to Match Man’s Prophecies
nation adjusts clocks back three days to match man’s prophecies
Trump Announces New Economic Plan to Replace Currency With Collectible Trading Cards Featuring Himself
trump announces new economic plan to replace currency with collectible trading cards featuring himself