Shutdown Can’t Shut Us Up

More Truth Than Reality Can Handle
October 2, 2025 — Boston, MA

Despite Government Freeze, Hyperbole Marches On

Boston, MA — With Washington grinding to a halt and funding streams cut off across the nation, many assumed The Daily Hyperbole would be among the casualties. After all, isn’t satire the first to be silenced when the lights go out?

They were wrong.

The Daily Hyperbole has an important mission: truth in the face of misinformation. While some dismiss our articles as outlandish, it is in moments like these — when the absurdity of reality outpaces imagination — that our voice is needed most.

“We refuse to back down. We refuse to surrender,” declared the Editorial Desk late last night, over cold coffee and warm defiance.

The shutdown may silence others. But The Daily Hyperbole will not be silenced. We will continue publishing daily — exposing lies, skewering hypocrisy, and shining a crooked spotlight on the truth no matter the cost.

We are not propped up by appropriations, subsidies, or congressional whim. We are fueled by conviction. And caffeine. Mostly caffeine.

So while the government fiddles, The Daily Hyperbole burns brighter. Because if they won’t do their jobs — we will.