Wall Street Traders Switch to Ouija Boards for Market Predictions
Wall Street Traders Switch to Ouija Boards for Market Predictions
IT Guy Proposes Shutting Off Entire Internet to Fix Spotty Wi-Fi
IT Guy Proposes Shutting Off Entire Internet to Fix Spotty Wi-Fi
Google Maps Accidentally Sends Half the Nation Into the Ocean
Google Maps Accidentally Sends Half the Nation Into the Ocean
New Dating App Matches People Based on Shared Hatred
New Dating App Matches People Based on Shared Hatred
How To Rapture-Proof Your Life: A Step-by-Step Guide
How To Rapture-Proof Your Life: A Step-by-Step Guide
Trump Claims 300 Million Americans Died Last Year, Says Job Market Is ‘Best It’s Ever Been’
Trump Claims 300 Million Americans Died Last Year, Says Job Market Is ‘Best It’s Ever Been’
AI Chatbot Declares Presidency, Promises No Bathroom Breaks in Oval Office
AI Chatbot Declares Presidency, Promises No Bathroom Breaks in Oval Office
Lawmakers Float Bold New Plan: Castration for All Men, “Just to Be Safe”
Lawmakers Float Bold New Plan: Castration for All Men, “Just to Be Safe”
Trump EPA Announces Carbon Dioxide is Good for the Environment
Trump EPA Announces Carbon Dioxide is Good for the Environment
Cat Declares Candidacy for Mayor, Promises Unlimited Naps
Cat Declares Candidacy for Mayor, Promises Unlimited Naps
Scientists Declare Earth Officially ‘A Hot Girl Summer’ Planet
hot girl summer = global warming???
Get your crop tops out
Person Born in the Year 2000 Forgets 9/11 Attacks
Person Born in the Year 2000 Forgets 9/11 Attacks
Scientists Confirm Coffee Is Both Cure and Cause of All Known Ailments
Scientists Confirm Coffee Is Both Cure and Cause of All Known Ailments
Nation Shocked to Learn Recycling Bin Just Fancy Trash Can
Nation Shocked to Learn Recycling Bin Just Fancy Trash Can
Nation Switches to Candlelight After Discovering Vibes Reduce Energy Use by 40%
Nation Switches to Candlelight After Discovering Vibes Reduce Energy Use by 40%
U.S. Birth Rate Hits Record Low; Government Considers Adding ‘Buy One, Get One Free’ Option to Childbirth
U.S. BIRTH RATE HITS RECORD LOW; GOVERNMENT CONSIDERS BOGO CHILDBIRTH DEALS
Tracklist Announcement for The Life of a Showgirl Causes Spotify Servers to Break Into Nervous Sweat
TRACKLIST ANNOUNCEMENT CAUSES STREAMING SERVICE SERVERS TO BREAK INTO NERVOUS SWEAT