Man Who Can’t Name Three Branches of Government Absolutely Certain Constitution Says What He Thinks It Says
Man Who Can’t Name Three Branches of Government Absolutely Certain Constitution Says What He Thinks It Says
Nation’s Thoughts and Prayers Officially Depleted, Congress Investigating Shortage
Emergency Reserves Tapped; Lawmakers Consider Importing Thoughts and Prayers from Canada
Congress Votes That Health Insurance Premiums “Don’t Matter,” Americans Encouraged To Pay Astronomical Amounts Out of Pocket
Congress Votes That Health Insurance Premiums “Don’t Matter,” Americans Encouraged To Pay Astronomical Amounts Out of Pocket
U.S. Government Breaks World Record for Doing Nothing
Congress Wins Gold in Inactivity as Shutdown Hits 37 Days
Congress Announces New Budget to Fund Debates About Funding Budgets
Congress Announces New Budget to Fund Debates About Funding Budgets