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news, satire, fake news, real news, finance, wall street, ouija, ghosts, ouija board, trading, crypto, stocks News Correspondent 10/3/25 news, satire, fake news, real news, finance, wall street, ouija, ghosts, ouija board, trading, crypto, stocks News Correspondent 10/3/25

Wall Street Traders Switch to Ouija Boards for Market Predictions

Wall Street Traders Switch to Ouija Boards for Market Predictions

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news, fake news, satire, government, shutdown, silence, congress, censorship News Correspondent 10/2/25 news, fake news, satire, government, shutdown, silence, congress, censorship News Correspondent 10/2/25

Shutdown Can’t Shut Us Up

Despite Government Freeze, Hyperbole Marches On

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news, fake news, real news, satire, information technology, IT, wifi, internet News Correspondent 10/1/25 news, fake news, real news, satire, information technology, IT, wifi, internet News Correspondent 10/1/25

IT Guy Proposes Shutting Off Entire Internet to Fix Spotty Wi-Fi

IT Guy Proposes Shutting Off Entire Internet to Fix Spotty Wi-Fi

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news, fake news, satire, google maps, ocean, atlantic, real news News Correspondent 9/30/25 news, fake news, satire, google maps, ocean, atlantic, real news News Correspondent 9/30/25

Google Maps Accidentally Sends Half the Nation Into the Ocean

Google Maps Accidentally Sends Half the Nation Into the Ocean

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fake news, satire, dating, dating apps, loathr, news News Correspondent 9/29/25 fake news, satire, dating, dating apps, loathr, news News Correspondent 9/29/25

New Dating App Matches People Based on Shared Hatred

New Dating App Matches People Based on Shared Hatred

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news, fake news, real news, satire, sun, autism, pregnancy, vitamin D News Correspondent 9/24/25 news, fake news, real news, satire, sun, autism, pregnancy, vitamin D News Correspondent 9/24/25

Cause of Autism Revealed

Cause of Autism Revealed

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rapture, news, satire, fake news, real news, how to, ascension, awakening News Correspondent 9/23/25 rapture, news, satire, fake news, real news, how to, ascension, awakening News Correspondent 9/23/25

How To Rapture-Proof Your Life: A Step-by-Step Guide

How To Rapture-Proof Your Life: A Step-by-Step Guide

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news, satire, fake news, real news, brain, visa, H1B, trump card, tariff News Correspondent 9/22/25 news, satire, fake news, real news, brain, visa, H1B, trump card, tariff News Correspondent 9/22/25

Trump Slaps 100% Tariff on Foreign Brains

Trump Slaps 100% Tariff on Foreign Brains

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real news, news, satire, fake news, 300 million, trump, death News Correspondent 9/20/25 real news, news, satire, fake news, 300 million, trump, death News Correspondent 9/20/25

Trump Claims 300 Million Americans Died Last Year, Says Job Market Is ‘Best It’s Ever Been’

Trump Claims 300 Million Americans Died Last Year, Says Job Market Is ‘Best It’s Ever Been’

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news, satire, ai, president, potus, chatgpt, bathroom News Correspondent 9/18/25 news, satire, ai, president, potus, chatgpt, bathroom News Correspondent 9/18/25

AI Chatbot Declares Presidency, Promises No Bathroom Breaks in Oval Office

AI Chatbot Declares Presidency, Promises No Bathroom Breaks in Oval Office

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men, news, satire, fake news, castration, sexual assault, rape News Correspondent 9/17/25 men, news, satire, fake news, castration, sexual assault, rape News Correspondent 9/17/25

Lawmakers Float Bold New Plan: Castration for All Men, “Just to Be Safe”

Lawmakers Float Bold New Plan: Castration for All Men, “Just to Be Safe”

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news, satire, fake news, trump epa, climate change, carbon dioxide News Correspondent 9/16/25 news, satire, fake news, trump epa, climate change, carbon dioxide News Correspondent 9/16/25

Trump EPA Announces Carbon Dioxide is Good for the Environment

Trump EPA Announces Carbon Dioxide is Good for the Environment

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news, satire, cats, breaking news, naps, politics, mayor News Correspondent 9/15/25 news, satire, cats, breaking news, naps, politics, mayor News Correspondent 9/15/25

Cat Declares Candidacy for Mayor, Promises Unlimited Naps

Cat Declares Candidacy for Mayor, Promises Unlimited Naps

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news, satire, fake news, real news, global warming News Correspondent 9/12/25 news, satire, fake news, real news, global warming News Correspondent 9/12/25

Scientists Declare Earth Officially ‘A Hot Girl Summer’ Planet

hot girl summer = global warming???
Get your crop tops out

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news, satire, 9/11 News Correspondent 9/11/25 news, satire, 9/11 News Correspondent 9/11/25

Person Born in the Year 2000 Forgets 9/11 Attacks

Person Born in the Year 2000 Forgets 9/11 Attacks

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news, satire News Correspondent 9/4/25 news, satire News Correspondent 9/4/25

Tech Company Accidentally Invents Toaster That Thinks It’s a CEO

a rather toasty CEO

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news, satire News Correspondent 9/3/25 news, satire News Correspondent 9/3/25

Scientists Confirm Coffee Is Both Cure and Cause of All Known Ailments

Scientists Confirm Coffee Is Both Cure and Cause of All Known Ailments

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news, satire News Correspondent 9/2/25 news, satire News Correspondent 9/2/25

Nation Shocked to Learn Recycling Bin Just Fancy Trash Can

Nation Shocked to Learn Recycling Bin Just Fancy Trash Can

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Nation Switches to Candlelight After Discovering Vibes Reduce Energy Use by 40%

Nation Switches to Candlelight After Discovering Vibes Reduce Energy Use by 40%

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news, satire News Correspondent 8/19/25 news, satire News Correspondent 8/19/25

U.S. Birth Rate Hits Record Low; Government Considers Adding ‘Buy One, Get One Free’ Option to Childbirth

U.S. BIRTH RATE HITS RECORD LOW; GOVERNMENT CONSIDERS BOGO CHILDBIRTH DEALS

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