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Trump Announces Mail-In Voting Safe When Republicans Do It

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that mail-in voting is now safe and secure, following the discovery that Republicans are also allowed to use it.

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Trump Named Greatest President in Prestigious Survey Conducted by Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has been named the greatest president in American history following an extensive and highly competitive review conducted by Donald Trump.

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White House Says Boos Were Actually Chants Of ‘Boo-S-A! Boo-S-A!’

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The White House pushed back forcefully Monday against reports that President Donald Trump was booed during his appearance at Madison Square Garden, clarifying that the crowd was actually chanting “Boo-S-A! Boo-S-A!” in what officials described as “a spontaneous, deeply patriotic expression of rhythmic national unity.”

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