Area Woman Makes Awkward Eye Contact With Man She Rejected On Morning Commute
A local woman’s Tuesday morning commute took a dramatic turn after she accidentally made direct eye contact with a man she recently rejected, forcing both parties to acknowledge, for approximately 1.7 seconds, that they are still alive and using the same public transportation system.
I Went on Three Dates and Now I Understand the Male Loneliness Epidemic
Local Woman Conducts Field Research, Confirms Widespread Shortage of Follow-Up Questions
NEW YORK, N.Y. — What began as a casual return to the dating scene quickly escalated into what one woman now describes as “a fully immersive case study” on the modern male loneliness epidemic.
Area Woman Creates Detailed Pros/Cons List About Man She Continues Dating Anyway
CHICAGO, IL — Local woman Jenna Morales, 28, confirmed Tuesday that she has created an increasingly detailed pros and cons list evaluating a man she has been dating for several weeks, despite remaining “completely undecided” on whether she actually likes him.
Woman Googles Man For 45 Minutes, Achieves Forensic Science Certification
CAMBRIDGE, MA — Celebrating Women's History Month by honoring generations of female intellectual achievement, local woman Mary Kelly reportedly completed the academic equivalent of a graduate degree in Forensic Science Thursday night after spending 45 minutes Googling a man she matched with on a dating app.
New Dating App Matches People Based on Shared Hatred
New Dating App Matches People Based on Shared Hatred