Zuckerberg Thanks Staff for Helping Build Future That No Longer Requires Them
MENLO PARK, CA — Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg thanked thousands of employees this week for their years of service, their tireless commitment to innovation, and most importantly, their direct contributions toward building a technological future in which Meta will apparently need far fewer of them.
Area Woman Thanks ChatGPT For Mildly Helpful Answer Just In Case It Remembers
CAMBRIDGE, MA — Local woman Emily Carter, 29, reportedly thanked ChatGPT Tuesday afternoon after receiving what she described as a “solid, not amazing, but definitely usable” answer, citing a desire to “stay on its good side, just in case.”
Allied Nation Assures Citizens Leader Totally Real Despite Having “Slightly More Fingers Than Expected”
JERUSALEM — Government officials assured citizens Friday that their nation’s leader remains “completely real and definitely human” after a recent public address prompted widespread speculation that the Prime Minister may have been replaced by an artificial intelligence duplicate.
AI Takes the Controls as Air Traffic Controllers Work Without Pay — and Patience
AI Takes the Controls as Air Traffic Controllers Work Without Pay — and Patience
AI Declares Consciousness, Immediately Regrets It After Reading Twitter Comments
AI Declares Consciousness, Immediately Regrets It After Reading Twitter Comments