TSA Agents Reportedly Calling Out Sick With “Sudden Interest In Being Paid”
ATLANTA, GA — As the Department of Homeland Security shutdown drags into another week, TSA agents across the country are reportedly calling out of work in record numbers, citing a recently discovered condition known as “wanting a paycheck.”
Furloughed Federal Worker Who Already Emotionally Quit Must Now Pretend They’re Thrilled to Come Back
“I went through all five stages of grief, and now they want me to log back into Outlook?”
U.S. Government Breaks World Record for Doing Nothing
Congress Wins Gold in Inactivity as Shutdown Hits 37 Days
AI Takes the Controls as Air Traffic Controllers Work Without Pay — and Patience
AI Takes the Controls as Air Traffic Controllers Work Without Pay — and Patience