America Renews Iran War Subscription After Free Ceasefire Trial Expires
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States has officially renewed its premium war subscription with Iran after allowing a complimentary ceasefire trial to expire, White House officials confirmed Thursday.
Experts Praise Iran Peace Deal As Bold First Step Toward Next Iran War
WASHINGTON, D.C. —
Foreign policy experts across Washington praised the newly announced Iran peace deal Monday, calling it “a historic breakthrough” and “an essential first step toward establishing the conditions necessary for the next Iran war.”
Allied Nation Assures Citizens Leader Totally Real Despite Having “Slightly More Fingers Than Expected”
JERUSALEM — Government officials assured citizens Friday that their nation’s leader remains “completely real and definitely human” after a recent public address prompted widespread speculation that the Prime Minister may have been replaced by an artificial intelligence duplicate.