Iran Lifts Internet Blackout Long Enough to Announce Internet Blackout Still In Effect
Brief Restoration Confirms Nothing Has Changed
Trump Declares Venezuela 51st State in Surprise Late-Night Announcement
Trump Declares Venezuela 51st State in Surprise Late-Night Announcement
Trump Declares Peace in War That Hasn't Started Yet
Sources confirm the treaty saved trillions in hypothetical spending and countless imaginary lives.
Furloughed Federal Worker Who Already Emotionally Quit Must Now Pretend They’re Thrilled to Come Back
“I went through all five stages of grief, and now they want me to log back into Outlook?”
Trump Claims 300 Million Americans Died Last Year, Says Job Market Is ‘Best It’s Ever Been’
Trump Claims 300 Million Americans Died Last Year, Says Job Market Is ‘Best It’s Ever Been’
Trump EPA Announces Carbon Dioxide is Good for the Environment
Trump EPA Announces Carbon Dioxide is Good for the Environment
Study Finds 83% of Americans Now Living Inside IKEA Showrooms
STUDY FINDS 83% OF AMERICANS NOW LIVING INSIDE IKEA SHOWROOMS