Scientists Discover Parallel Universe Exactly Like Ours, Except Everyone’s Chill
Interdimensional envy skyrockets as researchers confirm humanity’s most irritating flaw is, in fact, optional.
Millennial Declares Bankruptcy After Buying 3 Coffees and a Candle
Financial Analysts Say, “Yeah, That Tracks.”
Time Traveler Sends Himself a Phishing Email
Cybersecurity Experts Confirm Paradox Was ‘Technically Inevitable’
Zoom Introduces “Cry Filter” for Realistic Corporate Meetings
Now you can sob and look professional.
AI Takes the Controls as Air Traffic Controllers Work Without Pay — and Patience
AI Takes the Controls as Air Traffic Controllers Work Without Pay — and Patience
Congress Announces New Budget to Fund Debates About Funding Budgets
Congress Announces New Budget to Fund Debates About Funding Budgets
Apple Announces New iPhone That Comes Pre-Lost
Apple Announces New iPhone That Comes Pre-Lost
Man Sets ‘Do Not Disturb’ for the Rest of His Life
Man Sets ‘Do Not Disturb’ for the Rest of His Life
Nation Announces “National Day of Doing Absolutely Nothing” After Realizing Nobody’s Tried It Yet
Nation Announces “National Day of Doing Absolutely Nothing” After Realizing Nobody’s Tried It Yet
Man Forgets Password, Recovers Enlightenment Instead
Man Forgets Password, Recovers Enlightenment Instead
Cat Accidentally Sends Owner’s Resignation Letter for Work
Cat Accidentally Sends Owner’s Resignation Letter for Work
“It’s the purr-fect time for a career change,” feline reportedly thought.
Meditation App Adds Feature That Just Tells You to Go Outside
Meditation App Adds Feature That Just Tells You to Go Outside
Economy Officially Enters Schrödinger’s Recession
Economy Officially Enters Schrödinger’s Recession
Man Spends Weekend ‘Off the Grid,’ Posts About It 47 Times
Man Spends Weekend ‘Off the Grid,’ Posts About It 47 Times
Local Man Enters Quiet Quitting Phase of Marriage
Local Man Enters Quiet Quitting Phase of Marriage
Wall Street Traders Switch to Ouija Boards for Market Predictions
Wall Street Traders Switch to Ouija Boards for Market Predictions
IT Guy Proposes Shutting Off Entire Internet to Fix Spotty Wi-Fi
IT Guy Proposes Shutting Off Entire Internet to Fix Spotty Wi-Fi